Mar 2005
30
09:24pm


A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut
and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have
a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various
subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the
barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.”"Why do you say that?” asked the customer.

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Mar 2005
30
12:54am

I never knew that sex does a lot for my health until I found this
list. I’m not sure if they’re facts but based on my experience,
they seem to be true.

  1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
    love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
    shine and skin smooth.
  2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
    dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
    pores and makes your skin glow.
  3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
  4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones
    up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than
    swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!
  5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
    the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
    feeling of well-being.
  6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
    active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
    pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive your spouse crazy!
  7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
  8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva
    to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
    causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
  9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
  10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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Mar 2005
29
08:05pm
Seeing the International Space Station by myself
is one thing. Seeing it with my family is another.
Yesterday - March 29, at around 7:00 (not accurate), I saw a bright
light coming from the Northwest. Having seen the ISS plenty of
times, I knew that this light is not just an airplane.

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Mar 2005
25
09:18pm
I’ve always been a fan of technology - especially
flying things. I’ve searched the internet on how to build your
own model airplane and here is what I came up with - pretty nice!http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/fly-jpg.html


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Mar 2005
22
08:18pm
A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was “too crowded.”"I can’t go to Sunday School,” she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.

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